Deflate Your Sobriety With @WachusettBrew Bella Czech Pils

YOU: Pay your taxes, never park in a handicapped space, try to do everything on the up-and-up.

BILL BELICHICK: Gets a beer named after him!

That’s right, New England Patriots fans and haters, it’s Bella Czech Pils, a 5.4 % ABV pro bowl brew made with German (Magnum, Hallertau, Perle) & Czech Saaz hops. The brainchild of Wachusett Brewing in Massachusetts, ESPN’s Darren Rovell reported that Belichick did not approve or collaborate on the brew.


His lack of involvement instantly explains the lack of corn or other sketchy adjuncts on the grain bill. Though we haven’t got hold of one yet, we already know it’s 4 Lombardi Trophies better than the beer Bill has with his steamed crabs. But in fairness to the son of a Navy football coach, at least he’s got his Old Bay.


—Hans @McBrewber

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